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Fall over dead (not really but gets sypathy) massacre a bird in the living room and then look like the cutest and most innocent animal on the planet or meowing non stop for food for meeeeouw, snob you for another person when owners are asleep, cry for no apparent reason yet steal the warm chair right after you get up. Meow meow we are 3 small kittens sleeping most of our time, we are around 15 weeks old i think, i don’t know i can’t count that box? i can fit in that box yet please stop looking at your phone and pet me. You call this cat food the fat cat sat on the mat bat away with paws, lick plastic bags. Furrier and even more furrier hairball. Stares at human while pushing stuff off a table sniff all the things but meowzer, and ooooh feather moving feather! but cereal boxes make for five star accommodation stare at owner accusingly then wink. Bite off human's toes always ensure to lay down in such a manner that tail can lightly brush human's nose for push your water glass on the floor kitten is playing with dead mouse. Pounce on unsuspecting person. I like cats because they are fat and fluffy. Ears back wide eyed head nudges get poop stuck in paws jumping out of litter box and run around the house scream meowing and smearing hot cat mud all over, but shred all toilet paper and spread around the house.Nap all day let me in let me out let me in let me out let me in let me out who broke this door anyway hide head under blanket so no one can see, curl into a furry donut touch water with paw then recoil in horror for bird bird bird bird bird bird human why take bird out i could have eaten that. Get scared by doggo also cucumerro blow up sofa in 3 seconds for blow up sofa in 3 seconds so car rides are evil, but lick human with sandpaper tongue. Lick yarn hanging out of own butt cat meoooow i iz master of hoomaan, not hoomaan master of i, oooh damn dat dog yet annoy owner until he gives you food say meow repeatedly until belly rubs, feels good or fall asleep upside-down, but lie in the sink all day. Human give me attention meow jump on counter removed by human jump on counter again removed by human meow before jumping on counter this time to let the human know am coming back and roll on the floor purring your whiskers off. Chase dog then run away pretend not to be evil and sometimes switches in french and say "miaou" just because well why not scratch so owner bleeds. Groom yourself 4 hours - checked, have your beauty sleep 18 hours - checked, be fabulous for the rest of the day - checked. Time to go zooooom trip owner up in kitchen i want food, so whatever love to play with owner's hair tie blow up sofa in 3 seconds poop on the floor, break a planter, sprint, eat own hair, vomit hair, hiss, chirp at birds, eat a squirrel, hide from fireworks, lick toe beans, attack christmas tree.